7.14.2009

Chuck Norris is the M A N...

If you've been twitting or just surfing the net lately then you've come across all these random/funny Chuck Norris facts.. I have no idea how all of you know about this guy but here's where the facts came from...

"In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris. The phenomenon originally started with the "
Vin Diesel Fact Generator", and Chuck Norris Facts were created as a by-product, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. In time, Chuck Norris Facts became popular, even more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them and finds some of them funny
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He was also in over 50 movies.. and he's most famous for his role on Walker Texas Ranger..

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HERE'S SOME FACTS..

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.


More hilarious facts here.

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