"Aye, You close yo muthaf*ckin eyes !"

"I refuse to answer any uhh questionss under the grounds that they uhh may uhh incriminate me!"

Chuck Norris is the M A N...

If you've been twitting or just surfing the net lately then you've come across all these random/funny Chuck Norris facts.. I have no idea how all of you know about this guy but here's where the facts came from...

"In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris. The phenomenon originally started with the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator", and Chuck Norris Facts were created as a by-product, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. In time, Chuck Norris Facts became popular, even more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them and finds some of them funny.."

He was also in over 50 movies.. and he's most famous for his role on Walker Texas Ranger..

HERE'S SOME FACTS..

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

More hilarious facts here.

OBSESSED with Amber...

Stalk FOLLOW her on twitter like I do.. @darealamberrose

For the Fashionable Nerd...

HAHA.

10 THINGS I LEARNED THIS WEEK....

1. I need to give myself more personal time.

2. Exes never die.

3. Love is inexplicable at times. You can't help who you fall for or are attracted to.

4. Be honest. And forgive. It helps to get the stupid feelings out.

5. North Korea is like really after us.

6. I appreciate movies more than I thought.. (thanks to movie night? maybe lol)

7. I mentally will not engage in things that don't interest me or I'm not passionate about.. I literally have to force myself at times.

8. I have deep thoughts.

9. Everyone is connected. The world is getting smaller.

10. Cocoa Butter + Vanilla Body Scrub makes your skin baby smoooth and soft.

Ignorance at its Best...

You can't help but laugh at this crap...

And meet... Sparkle...

aow HOODfab...

gotta love stupid shit like this.. you know when you feelin reaaaaal nice in the club.. and this shit come on... aww mann its OVERRR!

A MUST SEE..

Normally I don't promote movies because lately everything I've seen SUCKS but on Monday I checked out THE HANGOVER.. let me just say that this movie had me literally dying from beginning to end... ESPECIALLY the ending.. its filled with sarcastic & crude humor that I live for...

Oh and you can watch full new releases online here. But be warned some are definitely bootleg quality..

Bitch You Betta'..

Jonte is a hot choreographer.. behind the moves of Beyonce's Freakum Dress and some of her shows.. he's also worked with Jayms Madison (LOVE her.. vid below) and Cassie.. He's just signed to a japanese label and this is his first single...

LOL.. I know.. but it was creative.. you cant even front.

Jayms Madison- Room Service

Your life is fucked..

WOW... just wow. (via FML)

*Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

*Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

*Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

*Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

*Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

now that is just.. wow..

I like... this..

Kama Balloon Ep. 3 from Anton Lobachev on Vimeo.

Kama Balloon Ep. 2 from Anton Lobachev on Vimeo.

Now.. Whats wrong with this picture?

Well its not really a picture.. but im a little.. uhh.. disturbed.. this is Spectacular from Pretty Ricky... umm doesnt he always sing about loving the ladies? uhh.. i think he doesnt anymore... FAIL.

And the countdown begins...

25 days till the BDAY.....

July

Fun to be with
Secretive
Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Takes pride in oneself
Has reputation
Easily consoled
Honest
Concern about people's feelings
Tactful
Friendly
Approachable
Very emotional
Temperamental and unpredictable
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and sarky
Sentimental
Not revengeful
Forgiving but never forgets
Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
Guides others physically and mentally
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
Wary and sharp
Judge people through observations
Hardworking
No difficulties

Finally..

This is what went down 2 weeks ago.. super late... thanx to Goldberg!

Escalator Race..

Dance Session with a tourist...

Interview at Soup & Burger of Marv (Marvelous) by Brainchild

At the Wordspit Video Shoot for Joystick Madness...

Shouts to all the new homies :)

New Fav Feel Good Vid...

A guaranteed smile.. especially if you LOVE Daft Punk like me...

Get Mad Kobe! GET MADDDDD!

This sh*t had me dying at work today.. like literally laughing at my desk.. Gotta love Lebron.

'memba Ricky Lake?

I was like 8 years old when this episode aired but.. this was when talk shows were GOOOOOD...

Beenie Man x Baruch...

Here's footage from Beenie's performance at the Caribbean Culture show.. funny shit fast forward to 0:50..

*sorry for the terrible audio quality.. the bass was ridiculous..*

Skinny Jeans are winning..

Yo this shit is hilarious.. the homie Jonnie S. of Mad Mic Music made this vid about how dudes wearing skinny jeans can lead to mistaken identities...

Hear more of Jonnie S. HERE.

DISCLAIMER:
I do love a dude in fitted/moderately skinny jeans..
If you know me at all..Then you already know my type..
... Just had to say that... haha

Uhh.. Weaves for Fashion..

I support a lot of creative/out there designs sometimes..

BUT..

I DON'T BANG WITH THIS SHxT!

(Fall 2009 Looks)

Designer: Alena Akhmadullina

V Magazine with Kate Moss on the cover..


GROSS!

(via Kanye & Trend de la Creme )