Your life is fucked..

WOW... just wow. (via FML)

*Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

*Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

*Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

*Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

*Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

now that is just.. wow..

I like... this..

Kama Balloon Ep. 3 from Anton Lobachev on Vimeo.

Kama Balloon Ep. 2 from Anton Lobachev on Vimeo.

Now.. Whats wrong with this picture?

Well its not really a picture.. but im a little.. uhh.. disturbed.. this is Spectacular from Pretty Ricky... umm doesnt he always sing about loving the ladies? uhh.. i think he doesnt anymore... FAIL.

And the countdown begins...

25 days till the BDAY.....

July

Fun to be with
Secretive
Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Takes pride in oneself
Has reputation
Easily consoled
Honest
Concern about people's feelings
Tactful
Friendly
Approachable
Very emotional
Temperamental and unpredictable
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and sarky
Sentimental
Not revengeful
Forgiving but never forgets
Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
Guides others physically and mentally
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
Wary and sharp
Judge people through observations
Hardworking
No difficulties

Mixtape Love...

More often than not I find myself listening to less mainstream artists.. something about a starving artist that seems to spark creativity... well here are some of my favs...

Drake..

Theo Martin..

Wale's first mixtape..

MY CURRENT FAV: Theophilus London

You dont know what you do to me...

Life is hard.. its not always easy to keep a positive outlook on things when all your faced with are pebbles and boulders of negativity in your path..

I try...

I've tried..

I'm trying so hard...

to get my life together.. what is my purpose? I see myself being successful and so happy and surrounded by people who support and love me.. but.. how can i get there?

sometimes the hardest thing is the easiest.. and the strongest person externally can be the weakest internally..